Girls, why do you freeze yourselves? Just when you thought everyone was getting a little too obsessed with skinny jeans, out came super-skinny jeans and then the notorious jeggings. You know, your immune system shuts down when you get too cold, so you’ll just get sick. Cellulite on your legs and goosebumps on your arms? Sexy.
And guys, stop dressing like you’re freakin’ Mike Posner. Stop wearing your clubbing clothes. Get over yourselves, you’re not special just because you go to every party in Auckland.
Ah, the over-indulgence of students




